Welcome to the Oche Ness Monsters

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Fixtures

  • Banks league
  • Trafalgar league
  • COLDA A
  • COLDA B
  • Smithfield
  • Banks cup
  • Trafalgar cup

Season 2026/27

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New merch

Monster kit

New • custom match shirt

The Monsters match shirt has landed

Our new Oche Ness Monsters darts shirt brings the full green-and-black design to match night, with club details on the front and the Monster across the back.

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Front and back of the green and black Oche Ness Monsters darts shirt Oche Ness Monsters match shirt Custom green-and-black darts shirt featuring the Monster across the back. View shirt details

Where we play

Competitions

Smithfield League

Smithfield League

Four-player league • plenty of darts

A compact four-player format with a mix of team legs, doubles and singles. Plenty of visits, plenty of pressure.

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COLDA League

COLDA League

City Of London Darts Association

A four-player team league for Monsters who play in the COLDA singles league, adding another competitive route through the season.

Results Stats
Alex Beckett League

Alex Beckett League

Tournament Champions 2024/25

The Barley Mow tournament where the Monsters picked up silverware and a story worth retelling.

Website
Monsters Premier League

Monsters Premier League

2025 Winner: Filip

Internal summer darts, bragging rights and a league table nobody pretends not to care about.

Table Stats

The team

Bull or Bust

Oche Ness Monsters team

The Oche Ness Monsters are a London darts team built around competitive nights, sharp stats, dubious fines and very sincere belief in the bullseye.

We track the matches, celebrate the specials, punish the nonsense, and occasionally throw something beautiful enough to justify all of it.

Meet the players Results & stats